stability:

when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

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(Source: chapmanjim)


(Source: hirokiszk)

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

(Source: hit-the-dirt-and-get-back-on)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: lewky)

lindsaylohoean:

me when someone sees me opening a pack of gum in public

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blk0912:

boredandmoist:

This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

Give it time.

Needed this today

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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(Source: notlewk)

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

(Source: mescalineforbreakfast)

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo)

lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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