when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up
me when someone sees me opening a pack of gum in public
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you
Kinda wanna have sex
Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours
Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas
do atheists say oh my god
yep. we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by